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How to have a 'Little Mix Slumber Party' in 10 easy steps

 

We know Little Mix are the QUEENS of pop but what happens when its not all running quite so smoothly?

Has your 1D Fiancé binned you off? Maybe your Rixton fella is giving you grief... (IKR happens to us alllll the time!)

All you need to do is have a slumber party. SORTED.

STEP 1 - CALL YOUR GIRLS. WE RECOMMEND A 4-WAY PHONE CALL SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

 

STEP 2 - INVITE THEM OVER. FRIENDS ARE GREAT, 4 LEGGED FRIENDS ARE EVEN BETTER.

 

STEP 3 - A TOAST. "I DON'T NEED NO MAN", "SINGLE PRINGLE" ETC. ARE ALL HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

 

 

STEP 4 - GATHER ABOUT £500 WORTH OF GHD'S AND USE THEM FOR AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PURPOSE.

 

STEP 5 - ORDER PIZZA. PIZZA CURES EVERYTHING. NOTE: THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE ALLOW THE ENEMY SPECIES INTO OUR TERRITORY.  

 

STEP 6 - THE PERFORMANCE. THE AVERAGE CABLE ON A GHD IS ONLY TWO METERS LONG. DITCH THEM, A HAIRBRUSH WILL HAVE TO DO.

 

STEP 7 - IGNORE ALL INCOMING CALLS. ESPECIALLY FROM SEAN PAUL. IT'S NOT 2005.

 

STEP 8 - IGNORE STEP 7 AND FACETIME SEAN PAUL.

 

STEP 9 - BURN OFF THE PIZZA CALORIES BY DANCING ON THE BED. USE THE WALL FOR SUPPORT AS DEMONSTRATED BY PEZZA.

 

STEP 10 - LIE DOWN. ITS BEEN A BUSY NIGHT AND TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY. TURN YOUR PHONE OFF OR SEAN PAUL WILL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

 

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